Product Overview
Star Wars: Metal Can Cooler "C-3PO"
Chilly Hands, Warm Solutions
Ever been caught in the social quicksand of the world's most awkward greeting? Picture this: You're networking, palms sweating, drink condensing, about to extend a hand that screams "I'm definitely not smooth." Stop right there.
Introducing the Thermal Comfort Companion—a revolutionary device that transforms your social interactions from cringe-worthy to confidently cool. Forget those embarrassing moments of damp-handed desperation. This isn't just a drink holder; it's your personal temperature management system.
Engineered for the socially anxious, scientifically designed for the chronically nervous, this marvel reduces your chances of a handshake horror show by approximately 97.3%. Rubber-lined, temperature-regulating, reputation-saving. It's like a personal diplomatic assistant, minus the awkward small talk.
Warning: May cause sudden increases in social confidence. Side effects include impressed colleagues, potential romantic interest, and the inexplicable feeling of being slightly more awesome than everyone else.
Disclaimer: No intergalactic relationships were harmed in the making of this product.
Product Specifications:
- C-3PO Metal Can Cooler
- Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
- A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
- Keeps your drink cold like Hoth and your hand warm like Tatooine
- Rubber inner sleeve hugs a standard 12 oz. can perfectly (or a stubby)
- Hole in bottom prevents vacuum and allows condensate to drain
- Materials: Metal exterior, rubber interior
- Dimensions: 4 1/2" tall x 3 1/2" exterior diameter, 2 5/8" inner diameter
- Not dishwasher safe
- Not microwave safe
